Sunday, September 28, 2008

Tagged by Choon Yen

Tagged
The last person to tag you is?
Evie

What relationship of you with him/her?
朋友妻,不可欺

Your 5 impression towards him/her.
a) cute
b) small
c) wushu master
d) cosplay player
e) whiter than her sis

The most memorable thing that he/she had done for you.
Bought a cake for me?

The most memorable thing that he/she has say to you.
Nope

If he/she becomes your lover, you will…
feel sorry to kam hin

If he/she becomes your enemy, you will
feel sorry to kam hin oso

If he/she becomes your lover , he/she has to improve on..
height

If he/she becomes your enemy , the reason is...
we are playing dota

The most desirable things to you to do to him/her
play dota with her and kam hin

The overall impression to he/her is
rare female gamer

How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
EVIL

The character for you for yourself is?
Artificial Intelligent

On the contrary , the thing you hate about yourself is?
I got emotion

The most ideal person you want to be is?
CPU

For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them.
I will do better and try my best to make all the lies I told u all become true

Ten people to tag-
1 Andrew
2 Bin Yun
3 Chee Meng
4 Chia Yang
5 Eva
6 Evie
7 Jie Han
8 Kam Hin
9 Laura
10 Ren Yi

Who is no.2 having relationship with?
Accounting

Is no.3 a female or a male?
Male

If no.7 and no.10 be together would it be a good thing?
Absolutely not

How about no.5 and 8?
Well, if number 5 switch identity with number 6, outsider won’t know much difference, it matter not much to me

What is number 1 studying for?
SAM

When was the last time you have chat with them?
Whenever somebody’s birthday is near

Is number 4 a single?
Unfortunately yes for a long time

Talk something about no.2.
Someone too random to talk to

Saturday, September 20, 2008

I am not who I thought, who am I?

I thought losing someone is ok for me, but just even imagining losing anyone even of slightest important to me is unacceptable.

I thought I am evil, but I never successful in harming anyone in my own conscience.

I thought I worship Devil(in every depiction I know), but I have pity on their victims.

I thought I like someone, but that thought makes me look into myself, I don't understand myself and both of us don't understand each other.

I thought I understand boyfriend girlfriend relationship well from reading, but I don't understand the process, how do they and how long they can avoid boredom.

Who am I? My mind state is constantly changing, I hate it, how do I find my anchor?

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Rock songs of different language

I love rock songs very much, after hearing rock songs of different language, I found that there are something special in rock songs in certain language.

Chinese rock songs are normally emo, actually, most Chinese songs are emo, that's why Pei Shian like them so much.

English rock songs are often telling you a story, but most of the time I don't listen to the lyrics, who cares about lyrics? The lyrics are bullshit anyway.

The main theme of Korean rock songs is freedom, you can feel the freedom when listening to their rock songs.

Japanese rock songs are like drugs, they are so chaotic that ones feel ecstasy and forget everything, especially for guys like me who don't understand Japanese at all. Once again, fuck the lyrics.

Malay rock songs still don't have any trend, they are more like jack of all trade of the above. After all, they are famous for copycat nation.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

当马来西亚只剩下马来人时

KWPS官员: Mengapa tak ada orang bayar cukai lagi?

高官 : Mengapa tak ada orang rasuah saya lagi?

体育部长 (2020年时): Aiyo, Olympic sudah tak ada piala tiga tahun berturut-turut, mampuslah saya.

旅游部长 : Amboi, sejak pusat judi ditutup tak ada orang datang lagi, takkan nak cari orang Melayu jaga pusat judi?

Pak ISA: Aiyo, hanya bumiputera yang tinggal saja, saya sangat senang lar.

Ahmad Ismail(20年后): Boleh saya tumpang kat China?

真的很希望很希望看到马来人自食其果的时刻

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Tagged

Tagged by Kam Hin嫂-Evie

Would you rather..?


1. Would you rather be poor but happy, or rich but sad?
I rather be stupid


2. If you’re stranded on an island with your best friend and there’s nothing to eat, would you rather eat your best friend or let him/her eat you?
I will go hibernating with my best friend


3. If you had the choice, would you rather be good-looking but stupid, or smart but ugly like hell?
I am stupid, I dun understand this question

4. If both your best friend and your boyfriend/girlfriend are drowning at the same time, and you can only save one person (and you cannot throw yourself in to drown with them), who will you save?
If I cannot throw myself in how to save them??

5. Would you rather eat 5cm3 of shit or drink 1 litre of urine?
I will vomit before I do anything


6. If both your best friend and your mother are drowning at the same time, and you can only save one person (and you cannot throw yourself in to drown with them), who will you save?
Once again, how to save people if I cannot throw myself in

7. Would you rather be gang-raped or be raped once but have cucumbers/pencils/scissors stuffed up your vagina?
I'm a guy leh. I dun have vagina


8. If you are forced to shoot either of your parents, would you rather shoot your mother or your father? (and you cannot shoot yourself)
Just shoot, but do miss shot


9. Would you rather get raped or have your boyfriend/girlfriend cheat on you with your best friend?
I will rape my girlfriend


10. Would you rather have a boyfriend/girlfriend with the biggest heart but no brains, or a boyfriend/girlfriend with the biggest brains but no heart?
No heart means no love. So better be biggest heart with no brain


11. Would you rather marry someone 5 years younger or someone 20 years older than you?
Errrrr, I will marry pretty girl

12. Would you rather live a short life but die very peacefully, or live a long life but die a very horrible and painful death?
I will live moderate life and kill myself




I tag.....


Chia Yang
Andrew
Lokmun
Ren Yi
Vivian