Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Yes Man

Go out watch movie with friends again today, yes, it is Yes Man!! Instead of a comedy, I will categorize it as a motivational movie.

The theme of this story is to don't reject invitation without thinking. After watching this movie, I thought of how many things I would have missed if I said a no to some invitation. And also, through this movie, I find an interest in having a spontaneous vacation, and it is best to do with leng lui.

There is an interesting part in this movie when Jim Carrey sing a song along with guitar played. The song is called Jumper by Third Eye Blind. I heard it is quite an old song back out in 90s', but is a nice song though.


The female lead actor is very leng lui. She's the kind of girl you wish you can have as neighbour(邻家女孩). Her name is Zooey Deschanel.

Somehow, after watching the movie, a charity group approached us. We cannot afford to say no after watching the movie, so we were like, kena ripped off. LOL. Shengyi keep saying we should have watched a movie called "No Man" instead, if this movie exists. Haha

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Fuck U JPA


My NUS dream is all ruined by this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.: Fuck U JPA
PPS: Fuck U JPA

Monday, December 15, 2008

WTF Moment

Today I went for driving test, failed on the road but passed the rest, so I only need to retake on the road test. It's because of my fault and the tester's fault. After the test I figured out that I would have fail the test even if the tester were not at fault, so I didn't argue.

On the road test is just like a ride on the roller coaster, where the player take a frightening ride and then come back safely, where some may not. Anyway, while waiting for the on the road test, I figure out some ridiculous phenomenon, where all with reasonable explanation except for 1.

LMAO Level
The candidate and the tester swap place when returning back from their test. Swap place after a roller coaster ride huh?! How frightening!!
Explanation: This is just easy, the candidate is so suck at driving that the tester have to get rid of him as soon as possible. Haha.

WTH Level
The candidate is missing when the car return from the test. It's like somebody went missing after a roller coaster ride.
Explanation: This is only my hypothesis, the candidate fail the test and ask to leave the car along the road. Otherwise, I can't think of any other way that does not involve crime.

WTF Level
The tester is missing when the car return from the test. It's like the driver of the roller coaster missing after the finishing the ride, if roller coaster have a driver.
I have no fucking idea how this happen.

For those who haven't take their driving test, enjoy yourself.
For those who took their driving test, explain the WTF level to me please. I feel like going mad. LOL

Thursday, December 11, 2008

The Day The Earth Stood Still

Went for midnight movie with Yikmen, Ken Yaw and Kam Hin yesterday. When we actually arrived in the cinema, the tickets already sold out. Actually, the original plan was to watch Quarantine, but since Kam Hin already watched it, we have to find other movie. The Day The Earth Stood Still is perfect but it was fully booked. So, we were still wondering which movie to watch while queueing to buy the tickets. Suddenly, a woman approached us and asked whether we wanted to buy The Day The Earth Stood Still tickets because she bought the wrong ticket. I felt so lucky for having to watch the movie.

Anyway, the movie is good. Their speech is clear and short. The male leading actor, Keanu Reeves is cool and the female leading actor, Jennifer Connelly is pretty. The flow of movie is good. I rate this movie 4.5/5, not 5/5, just because they didn't really explain the ending, it is like self explanatory.

Keanu Reeves as Klaatu


The Day The Earth Stood Still Trailer

I learned one thing from the movie. We human have been so convenient and so used to becoming the ruler of the Earth, we thought Earth represent human and human represent Earth. But this movie taught us that, Earth does not represent human, it is just a planet that we live in and it sustains our life. We human should not take Earth as granted and we should protect it as it sustain our life. I like one of the dialogue in the movie.

"If Earth dies, you all die. If you all die, the Earth lives." (Something like this.)
This statement shows that we are like a burden to Earth and we must not burden it anymore longer.

I like this movie very much, I think I will get a DVD for collectionm pirated though, haha

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Power of Coffee

I love to drink coffee. Ipoh is like my heaven because you can get quality white coffee there. However, even if you are not there, there is always instant coffee powder available in market. Even so, you shouldn't drink coffee too often, especially when you mix instant coffee powder with milo powder. The taste is nice, but depending on what time you take it.

I drank one at 3pm one day, and I stay awake until 7am the following day. That was awful, as I have to work at the following day. I tried my best to stay awake half day, and then called my mum to fetch me back. I think I will stop drinking coffee for a while. Lol

Monday, December 8, 2008

I want POWER!!!!!!!!!

Conflicts is the most troublesome problem in the world, it is endless yet inevitable. There's no way to stop it but there are ways to pause it. Most of the time it happens when 2 or more parties have the same goal, and it doesn't stop even after one of the parties achieve the goal.

One of the many ways to pause the conflict is the presence of a mutual enemy by all the parties, but I believe that the conflict continues after the enemy is destroyed, as opposed to Code Geass ending, when Lelouch sacrificed himself as the enemy of the world when the peace is achieved. And aren't our country is in this condition also? Are we more united now than when our nation have just achieve independence? I believe that we were more united when our nation have just achieve independence than we are now. Back then, we had colonist as our mutual enemy, we fought together to get rid of the colonist. And after we get rid of the colonist, we thought of our right first. Eventually, the nation becomes separated because of uneven distribution of power between races. The conflict continues.

The way I preferred is to have a person with tremendous power rise above all conflicts and rule all party. This person must have enough power to get rid of opposition. Within this person's lifetime, he/she have the responsibility to educate all the parties to solve their conflicts and ways to handle conflicts. This person must reward fairly and punish fairly. When all have become matured, then that is the time the power distribute evenly to the public.

Our country is in this chaos state all because our nation is not mature enough. We weren't given a chance to solve racism conflict before we get indepent. Although Mahathir's govern period is similar to dictatorship, he didn't represent the whole of Malaysia but Malay themselves. Look at our neighbour, Singapore, Lee Kuan Yew is a dictator in Singapore, but he had educate his citizens to solve their conflicts, not to mention the main cause of conflict-uneven distribution of rights doesn't exist there. This is why multiracial society can exist peacefully there.

I wish I could gain enough power to become the dictator in where conflict exist in future. I am sick of all these conflicts around me. I swear, I will do anything to gain the power to dictate the flow of conflict and prevent myself corrupted by power. I don't want conflict to harm those people who cared for me and whom I cared anymore. I am sick, seriously

Thursday, December 4, 2008

粿汁

什么是粿汁?是我打错果汁字了吗?还是我在写粿条?猜猜看。。。。。。。。。

粿汁,可以说是马来西亚最难找的食物,大多集中在北马,但也日渐没落了,但南马的人要吃却也不是没有办法,因为新加坡很容易找到;可我们中马的人就可怜了,粿汁在中马好像是天方夜谭一样。

粿汁,是潮州人的食物,这也是为什么只有北马和新加坡才能找到,因为这两个地方都是潮州人集中的地方。对老一辈来说,粿汁就跟粿条一样熟悉,但为什么日渐没落我就没什么研究了。

粿汁是以特制的汤煮熟了,陪卤鸭,卤蛋等来吃,吃起来很像猪皮,但是是面粉做的猪皮,吃进嘴里,浓浓的汤味,配上卤鸭,卤蛋等,真的是天下一绝。

北马,我只知道两个地方有卖,但其中一间它的营业时间不定,而且它的食物也吃不出什么惊喜。我比较想推荐的是另外一家,坐落于双溪大年的Taman Ria。但咱们这个年纪,想要到外坡找自己喜欢吃的东西很难,等哪一天咱们有能力了,我就带你们去吧。

新加坡嘛,如果我有幸在那边读书,只要你们去到那儿,告诉我一声,我就一定带你们去找好吃的粿汁吃,保证你们吃上瘾。

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Dedicated Songs

For those who don't fear death


For seventeens


For couples


For bachelors who are still having hope


For bachelors who have give up hope


For bachelors who have just get rejected


2 songs for my friends

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Ghost Artist

Does anyone know any artist with popular song but low publicity? Well, I found one recently. It's kind of weird. Her song sounds nice but her name is too short----Ina. You can google search it but the result will turn out unrelated to music. This shows that name matters in publicity, Lol.

Fall - Ina


I wanted you - Ina

Sunday, November 23, 2008

我的全家都在笑

我爸大笑时,我总觉得他笑翁之意不在笑。
我妈大笑时,我感决的到有个女巫在我旁边。
我大妹大笑时,像个白痴。
我二妹大笑时,像笑你是白痴。
我小妹大笑时,不要误会,她还很正常,还在找着自己的风格,我很期待她的风格。

我嘛,还要说meh?你们都懂啦.............,还要我提醒meh?

要.................,不要................

要搞创作到中国去,
要搞音乐到台湾去,
要搞艺术到日本去,
要搞设计到意大利去,
要搞演艺到香港去,
要搞工程到美国去,
要搞服务到新加坡去,
不要给所得税的到汶莱去,
不要贪污的到挪威去,
那留在马来西亚干什么?
当然是.........做官啦......................Haha

Friday, November 21, 2008

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Can mobile suits really exist in today's warfare?

We have watched a lot of mobile suits being used in anime like Gundam and Code Geass, but if they were to be exist in our world, can they really exist as they appeared to be in the anime?

First of all, it is unlikely to create Gundam mobile suits in the real world. This is because the scientist today are still novice in creating machines that can walk and run like a human. The mobile suits in Code Geass is more likely to be created instead, because they used wheels to move instead of their legs. Other than that, can we really create a unit that can remain stationary above the ground? In our world, the only thing that can remain stationary in the air is helicopter, not to mention they a lot of fuel to achieve that.

Secondly, let's talk about the practical usage of mobile suits. Mobile suits are large in size, so that make them an easy target, so it's armor must be thick enough so that it can at least withstand bullets. Moreover, it must be agile enough to evade cannons and missiles. Furthermore, it must have 360 degrees 3-dimensional surveilance camera so that the pilot knows the environment better. And the weapons, our world today have not manage to develop particle weapons yet, so the mobile suit in our real world still have to use guns and cannons to kill the enemy. And if we were to able to develop particle weapons, the particle weapons won't look the same as in the anime's one, because particles with rest mass are small, to contain a massive amount of energy, it must move at a high speed as derived in kinetic energy formula, E=0.5mv^2 As for particles without rest mass, they move in the speed of light. So the particle weapon probably unavoidable by humans, not like what we saw in the anime, the pilots actually evade many particle beam.

In conclusion, mobile suits is impractical to be used in today's warfare. To be honest, I have nothing personal against the animes' author. In fact, I like the animes, just that I always try to figure out whether it could be happen in our real lifes and most of the time it cannot happen.

Monday, November 17, 2008

蔡澜与倪匡老友写老友

今天去了在MIECC举办的华文书展,我对那儿的书没兴趣,因为华文书太杂了,所以我的重点是去看蔡澜和倪匡两个功力高深的作家。蔡澜是马来西亚的常客,相信大家家里有安装ASTRO的都应该很熟悉,谁不认识的就看下图。

倪匡呢则是近三十年来首次到大马来,他写的最后一个作品已经是上世纪的事了。不过,他还是有些地位的。如果哪个好色佬不认识他的话,我只能告诉你,周慧明的男朋友,倪震就是倪匡的儿子。如果你不是好色佬,不认识倪匡的话,那卫斯理总该听过吧,前几年还拍了一部电影,《卫斯理与蓝血人》,那个卫斯理是倪匡的笔名。以下是倪太太(右一),倪匡(右二),倪震(左二)与周大美女(左一)一家合照。

两个正六七十岁的老朋友在一起能做什么呢?当然是互揭疮疤啦!如果你以为这两个老头没人理的话,那就大错特错了。七点半的节目,六点就有人开始排队了,我六点半走过去,看到这么多人,还被吓倒呢!两个老人家非常幽默,狂抛笑弹,节目完了还有签名会。我真的很羡慕他们的友谊,真希望我老了还有一个老朋友来跟我互揭疮疤,那真的是人生一大趣事。死前有如此故人,死后也无所遗憾,哈哈!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

The Change

最近我的妹妹侵入我的Blog了,很不爽,因为她是个广播台,还一直在我面前讲。我的部落格不是给我家人看的,我上课以外二十四小时都跟他们在一起,总要在某些地方避开他们一下。我父母是很“大惊小怪”的那种人,他们认识的我还是小学时代的我,只不过是有了不少坏习惯。那也难怪,我在家都是只扮演儿子的角色,不让他们知道我真面目,谁叫我家太多女人了。

我的网址从sevendwarvesandsnowwhite改到sevendwarvesnsnowwhite了,主要是让我的广播台妹妹有似是而非的感觉,让她以为我没改网址。而且,我原本的网址还在,摆在那边当空城计。我妹妹很笨的,所以很容易被骗,这下她找一百年都找不到这里了,HAHA。

哈哈,新部落格英文名为Blog without Ad,有双重意思的,有谁看得懂呢?猜中有奖!!

Friday, November 14, 2008

Finals

Here I am, 1 hour before the final of the finals. Today is truly the last day of SAM and it's been 11 months I took SAM. To be honest, this year is quite interesting, the student in class is lesser and teachers are not so occupied. The real thing that makes it interesting is I can stay nearby school to slack for 2 to 4 hours everyday, no need to go back home so soon; not like during secondary school, I have to walk to LRT, and then take bus, and then walk home straight away after school, if I were to arrive home late, my parents will screw me. However, I don't really like my class this year, firstly for the name---> S3, I have stuck in S3 for the past 2 years and they asked me to go into S3 again. Early in the year I can switch, but the classmates seems easy going so I decided to stay. Then, my classmates are all study like mad one, even those who weren't hardworking type also follow the trend, people as lazy as me seems to be an oddity in this class. The last thing I don't like in this class is no people to play games with me, so I have to play with the friends outside the class.

In my next stage of my education, if they going to put me in S3 again, I will definitely do anything to change class, even if I must change the course.

I didn't really sleep today, don't know why. I get up for an hour from my bed just to play dota with ai, and then stopped just because I don't want it to drain away my brain power too much. I normally sleep after dota in similar case, but today I still couldn't sleep.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

What do you think about Death?

Sometimes, even before I watched Sweet Rain, I thought of this question. My view is the Death itself is nothing interesting, the only thing interesting is the status you are about to die and duration you take to die and what will happen after death.

Status and duration before death, of course, we hope to have no burden when we are dying, and we hope it comes as soon as possible so that we won't suffer, but not many would have achieve this. However, I read across somewhere that when people get older, they getting more fear toward death. I wouldn't know about this as I am still young, and everything I say now would not affect my process of growing. Overall, I quite agree with this phenomena because it explains why all the dictators in the past ask for longevity when they grow older.

As for after death, there had been many version from various religion.

Christians said as long as you believe in Jesus, you can go to Heaven, to be in Jesus' side, otherwise, in common phrase, GO TO HELL.
Islam is almost the same as Christians, just that they are more extreme, they say one day is Muslim, always a Muslim. So no matter what you believe, as long you were Muslim regardless of duration, after you die, they just bring you to their Heaven, they are doing the same to your body as well.

Buddhist's version is more like a merit system, normally you will reincarnate as human, the status in society of the human you reincarnate will depend on your merit. When you gain the highest merit you can get in the ranking, you can go to Heaven in the west. However, if you get demerit, you will reincarnate as animal, that's why some Chinese swear others: "You are worse than animal(畜生都不如)" If you get demerit worse, you will go to hell, the hell also got 18 levels of punishment depending on how many you demerit.

I'm not sure about Hinduism, but I think they are talking about reincarnation as well, since Buddhism is evolved from Hinduism, just that some of the Hindu think that all parts of your body must die to be able to reincarnate.

To most Chinese, Taoist overlaps Buddhism, most of the time you see Chinese praying on a god's statue for wishes, that is actually Taoist, but most the time they will call themselves Buddhist. True Buddhist don't believe in god and never pray to god. However, Taoist view of death is also reincarnation, but they say there is some transition period before you reincarnate after you die when you exist as souls. During this period, your soul is vulnerable, you may get unexisted(魂飞魄散) if your soul get damaged. And some souls who either cannot reincarnate or refuse to reincarnate will exist as third dimension being in Earth.

For me, I don't like the idea of exist forever after death. It will be painful and boring after you attempt everything in this world, not to mention after you finish doing all the good deeds then you attempt the evil deeds, and eventually nothing seems to be interesting anymore. If can, I wish to be unexisted after I die. Reincarnation still sounds good because all my memory will be erased as memory is what build up our souls.

What kind of life you want after you die?

Thursday, November 6, 2008

政治

Obama魅力无穷,当上了美国第四十四届总统,并成为了史上美国第一任总统,是当下第一红炸子鸡。但,他的外婆却在成绩公布前一天过世了,对他来说可说是喜悲参半。

今天看到新闻,电视上播了多国领袖为Obama祝贺,但其实他们重点不是祝贺,他们多数第一句说恭喜,第二句说希望Obama能解决各自国家的困境。肯亚更厉害,举国上下再加上Obama祖母全家都在庆祝,更到街上拿着Obama的照片游行,好像救世主降临了一样。说穿了,他们只不过想引起Obama注意,给他们好处罢了。

Obama当上总统,他自己可能高兴,但当下经济风暴危机下,他可没什么时间喘一口气,很多国家正等着他揭开葫芦地下的药,等着他下策解救全球经济。如果他葫芦地下真的有药,那就没什么;但如果他没药,那么他怎样都要找个办法来,死马当活马医了。如果他死都找不到个对策来,那他就是千古罪人,受千夫所指了。所以说,这个总统职位,以前可能是很舒服,现在却是个烫手山芋。

我祝这个拿着烫手山芋的当红炸子鸡一帆风顺,成为我们新时代的经济救世主,而不是千古罪人。

说起来,Obama当上总统,我们马来西亚也很会拿来讲,连挂上多言路牌都可以跟这件事扯上关系。其实也不是我们国家朝野党无聊,而是我国政府和朝野党一起无聊,槟城要挂上多言路牌,政府又不爽,怎么样都不给。他们无聊地反对,朝野就也很无聊地反驳,争取。到最后,国会就成了无聊派对。

我们现任,并且即将卸任的首相阿都拉更厉害,媒体问他Obama都可以当上美国第一位黑人总统,那我国有没有可能由非马来人领导国家。没大脑的他就说些风凉话应酬,不过还好啦,好过他出尔反尔,那才叫扪心自槌。

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Standard 1

I observed one very weird thing among peoples I know. Most of them cannot remember their standard 1 lifes. Very often when I asked some of my primary school alumni what was their standard 1 class, they will tell me they forgot already.

What causes this phenomena? I cannot answer, I always thought standard 1 memories should be the most memorable, the first year we went to a proper school. However, many people seems to forget their standard 1.

For me, I still have some faint memories of my standard 1, I can still remember my class name, and can roughly pinpoint the location. In fact I can also remember some of my kindergarten life.

How about you guys?

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Joker II

This is quite a diary post, but never mind lar, just wanted to share the joke.

On 28th October 2008, which has passed for around 10 minutes, at 2 o'clock something of the same day, I called someone, that "someone"'s brother picked up the phone and told me that the "someone" is still sleeping.

2 o'clock is still sleeping is quite weird for me, but never mind, something more funny happened. I continued by asking, "when will he wake up?" The "someone"'s brother told me you can call later at noon. I was like swt........., 2pm something you still ask me to call at noon?

Haiz, what a joker!!

Guess who is the "someone"? He is Ken Yaw!!

Saturday, October 25, 2008

华教

今天我老爸带我到联合校友会夜宴。重点不是吃东西,而是宣扬华教,并纪念捍卫华教勇士---族魂林连玉,以下是林连玉生前很有意义的演讲。


看了这个影片,我很佩服他的精神。但时过境迁,政府已经不敢来骚扰我们华教了;反之,是我们华人很多都放弃华文了,但那些维护华教的组织好像都没有注意到这一点。他们都小心提防着敌人,孰不知最大的敌人就是我们自己华人。维护华教人士总是用华文来呼吁那些‘香蕉’学华文,那些‘香蕉’听得懂吗?维护华教组织如果说:“华人一定要懂华语!”‘香蕉’听得进去吗?

我们总是用华文来呼吁别人学华语,却忘了那些看不懂,听不懂华语的‘香蕉’。而且,很多时候年轻一代讲什么话都是看父母的,但如果父母不谙华文的话,马来西亚却缺少了让成人学华文的平台。所以,我觉得要振兴华教,就要先攻这些‘香蕉’。为了咱们华教,也为了帮这些‘香蕉’寻根,我们应该用英文来呼吁‘香蕉’:
"Every race learns their own mother tongue, you should learn yours too!"

最近很少写华文了,连有些华文字有点生疏了,真怀念学华文的日子。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Counselling

Been not sure which field of engineering should I do for university, so I consulted my uncle who graduated for Electric & Electronic Engineering. In the end, he just keep on emphasized on the importance of learning Economy and Accountancy. Then, I consulted my father, this time, he emphasized on the importance of the field of designing and architecture. These 2 elder people were like telling me not to take engineering. I was asking them about engineering and what they were telling me is just economy and architecture. Well, it's true that the more omnipotent you are you will be more likely to success in future, but right now I'm just want to know which engineering field should I take as my first path and they just telling me other story.

In conclusion, we should not consult our elders for our future path, because they would only tell us what difficulties they feel now without certain field of knowledge and what would they have study if they were to be young again. What they lack now is not necessary will be what we will lack in the future. Hence, I shall not consult them anymore, I will choose my own path.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Malaysia Boleh

Did you all ever notice? Some websites block Malaysian IP from entering, I only know one website, which is the veoh. I don't know why, but I used to watch anime there. When it was blocked, I sort of cursing 793505.

Recently, I found a software which I don't know its basis, I think it changed your IP, but Chia Yang said it is very easy to change your IP. Anyway, after I install this software, I can access to Veoh alrdy.

Before I installed this, I was downloading mangas which is around 80mb via torrent, it was like so slow, maximum 7kb/s. It seems that I am not the one who complaint, Shengyi also complain about this, about the download speed is so fast few years ago, now it drop like shit.

Then I got an idea, if Veoh blocked us we cannot access, then can it be some seed in the torrent blocked our IP as well. So, I download torrent with the software on. The download speed immediately jumped from single digit to 33kb/s. I was like so happy.

I don't know why so many people around the world blocking Malaysia, my hypothesis is we Malaysian always downloading content illegally from their website, or maybe Malaysia got a lot hackers, truly Malaysia Boleh.

For your information, the software is in anchorfree.com. The software name is Hotspot Shield. I tried to on it in the school computer but can't. I guess the school's network system will stop you from changing it's IP, so don't try this in school

CPU has a encoded message for u

1. Take out your scientific calculator.
2. Go to base mode.
3. Make sure it is in Deca mode, which means base 10.
4. Type 793505, and then press Hexa mode, which means base 16, that is the message I wish to convey to u, it's just a joke please don't take it personally.
5. If you want, you may try -905176159, note that this value is negative.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Kuala Lumpur Photography Festival 2008

There will be a photography festival in times square this coming weekend. Any photography lover should go for it. The details can be obtained from the following website:
http://www.photomalaysia.com/forums/showthread.php?t=60472

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Ping Pong theory class

You can get to know the science behind ping pong from the following link.

http://tabletennis.about.com/od/spin/a/spin.htm

Andrew always talk about top spin down spin side spin blar blar blar, like I know what it is. Finally I can understand a little bit. Thanks to the website above, not to Andrew

Driver and Walker

I am always confidence with my sense of direction. However, that was when both of my feet are on the ground. My sense of direction in a car sucks, because I'm still not a driver yet, I always taken for granted when I am a passenger.

The sense of direction in the view of driver and a walker is totally different, this different had make me navigate the route wrongly and make Jie Han pay extra toll. Sorry Jie Han, I never expect to be like this, I am too taken for granted.

Well, I plan to participate in Car Treasure Hunt in future, must improve my driver sense of direction. My family was active members in Chinese Car Treasure Hunt, before my youngest sis was borned, we stopped participating because the idea of carrying an infant to involve in these activities is just too troublesome. But I have not give up yet, the impressive result of Methodist College Treasure Hunt has boost my confidence, with my experience and skills in 猜灯谜 and my dad the 猜灯谜pro as backup, I'm sure we can make up a great team, either in Chinese or English Treasure Hunt. Well, buddies, you all are expected to be in my team. Hehe!!

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Gundam 00 Season 2

Just watched it yesterday, there's a lot update, more than what I have thought. After I watched it, I went to find a list of gundam 00 mech list in wikipedia. It surprises me. The list came out a lot of gundams I never knew, and when I read more thoroughly, it appears that they appeared in gundam 00 side stories, Gundam 00p, Gundam 00v and Gundam 00f.

Gundam 00p takes place in the past of the story, the gundam appeared is Gundam Astraea, piloted by Chall and Gundam Sadalsuud.

Gundam 00v takes place in the future, where the new variations of Exia, Dynames, Kyrios and Throne appears. They are Avalanche Exia, Dynames Torpedo, Kyrios Gust, and Throne Eins Turbulenz. They said that Throne Eins Turbulenz is the combination of key feature of the three throne gundam into one.








Gundam 00f takes place in the present, where they speak of another military group called Freshtate concurrent with Celestial Being. Their main role is to aid and analyze Celestial Being's operation. The Gundam Plutone and Gundam Sadalsuud Type F appeared, both pilotted by Fon Spark, a guy who handcuffed all time except when he is pilotting and has an explosive chained to his neck to control him. The Gundam Sadalsuud Type F works underwater. There are still a lot of other Gundams.


However, these side stories are mangas and the scanlations is very hard to obtain, I have been searching for these mangas very hard and still couldn't find it, I only manage to get Gundam 00F first and second chapter. I'm downloading the rest via torrent now. Hopefully it turn out ok.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

肉包子丢狗,会回来吗?

很多人都想着出国读书,老实说我也不例外,若不是我父母朝三暮四,我现在还发着出国读书的梦呢。只不过,出了国,还会回来吗?一句“不会”立刻在我脑中出现,朋友们也会这么说,尤其是加洋(找不到你的jia)和杰汉,他们都对这个国家彻底地失望了;明楷则早早跑掉了。

只不过,想远一点,在外国读书后在当地就业或许比较理想,甚至较容易获取成就,但我们出人头地的梦想却未必会实现。因为,我们出人头地的梦想,是想在我们这个土生土长的地方出人头地,在这个地方向我们这里认识的人炫耀。咱们去到人生地不熟的地方,就算成功了,他们也会把咱们当外星人看待。

虽然如此,这个地方也渐渐变得不是人住的了,回来,还是不回来,真是一个大问题。。。。。。。。。

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Tagged by Eva

Instructions, Remove 1 question from below and add in a personal question, make it a total of 19 questions. Then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.
1. What Are Your Nickname?
CPU

2. What Is Your Most Favorite Thing To Do?
Playing with computer lar duh

3. What Kind Of News Do You Read?
Everything

4. What Is Your Favorite Color?
Blue

5. What do u think about Devil?
I’m about to join them

6. Do You Believe You Can Survive Without Money?
Communism?

7. What Are You Afraid To Lose The Most?
Anything

8. What Do You Feel Like Doing Right Now?
Open gg client and start dota

9. If There's Someone That You Love, Would You Confess To Him/Her?
Already did so

10. List Out 3 Good Points Of The Person Who Tagged You.
Artistic, playful and cooperative

11. What Are The Requirements That You Wish From Your Other Half?
不唠叨

12. Between family and friends, which is more important to you?
Friends

13. If You Had To Eat One Thing For The Rest Of Your Life, What Would It Be?
Taufu

14. If You Had A Choice To Be Rich Or Happy, Which One Would You Pick?
Happy, 知足常乐

15. If You Have A Chance, Which Part Of Your Character You Would Like To Change?
I would like to change into emotionless CPU

16. How Do You See Yourself In 10 Years Time?
The 21st Century Einstein

17. What Is The One Thing You Love About Yourself?
My logic thinking

18. If You Can Bring Only One Thing Along With You To Another World, What Would It Be?
生不带来,死不带去,什么都不带

19. What Is The Type Of Song You Like To Listen? ( Music Genre )
Alternative Rock

I tag no one, because I lazy and most ppl I tag oso lazy to do the tag

Tagged by Eva

Instructions, Remove 1 question from below and add in a personal question, make it a total of 19 questions. Then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.
1. What Are Your Nickname?
CPU

2. What Is Your Most Favorite Thing To Do?
Playing with computer lar duh

3. What Kind Of News Do You Read?
Everything

4. What Is Your Favorite Color?
Blue

5. What do u think about Devil?
I’m about to join them

6. Do You Believe You Can Survive Without Money?
Communism?

7. What Are You Afraid To Lose The Most?
Anything

8. What Do You Feel Like Doing Right Now?
Open gg client and start dota

9. If There's Someone That You Love, Would You Confess To Him/Her?
Already did so

10. List Out 3 Good Points Of The Person Who Tagged You.
Artistic, playful and cooperative

11. What Are The Requirements That You Wish From Your Other Half?
不唠叨

12. Between family and friends, which is more important to you?
Friends

13. If You Had To Eat One Thing For The Rest Of Your Life, What Would It Be?
Taufu

14. If You Had A Choice To Be Rich Or Happy, Which One Would You Pick?
Happy, 知足常乐

15. If You Have A Chance, Which Part Of Your Character You Would Like To Change?
I would like to change into emotionless CPU

16. How Do You See Yourself In 10 Years Time?
The 21st Century Einstein

17. What Is The One Thing You Love About Yourself?
My logic thinking

18. If You Can Bring Only One Thing Along With You To Another World, What Would It Be?
生不带来,死不带去,什么都不带

19. What Is The Type Of Song You Like To Listen? ( Music Genre )
Alternative Rock

I tag no one, because I lazy and most ppl I tag oso lazy to do the tag

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Tagged by Choon Yen

Tagged
The last person to tag you is?
Evie

What relationship of you with him/her?
朋友妻,不可欺

Your 5 impression towards him/her.
a) cute
b) small
c) wushu master
d) cosplay player
e) whiter than her sis

The most memorable thing that he/she had done for you.
Bought a cake for me?

The most memorable thing that he/she has say to you.
Nope

If he/she becomes your lover, you will…
feel sorry to kam hin

If he/she becomes your enemy, you will
feel sorry to kam hin oso

If he/she becomes your lover , he/she has to improve on..
height

If he/she becomes your enemy , the reason is...
we are playing dota

The most desirable things to you to do to him/her
play dota with her and kam hin

The overall impression to he/her is
rare female gamer

How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
EVIL

The character for you for yourself is?
Artificial Intelligent

On the contrary , the thing you hate about yourself is?
I got emotion

The most ideal person you want to be is?
CPU

For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them.
I will do better and try my best to make all the lies I told u all become true

Ten people to tag-
1 Andrew
2 Bin Yun
3 Chee Meng
4 Chia Yang
5 Eva
6 Evie
7 Jie Han
8 Kam Hin
9 Laura
10 Ren Yi

Who is no.2 having relationship with?
Accounting

Is no.3 a female or a male?
Male

If no.7 and no.10 be together would it be a good thing?
Absolutely not

How about no.5 and 8?
Well, if number 5 switch identity with number 6, outsider won’t know much difference, it matter not much to me

What is number 1 studying for?
SAM

When was the last time you have chat with them?
Whenever somebody’s birthday is near

Is number 4 a single?
Unfortunately yes for a long time

Talk something about no.2.
Someone too random to talk to

Saturday, September 20, 2008

I am not who I thought, who am I?

I thought losing someone is ok for me, but just even imagining losing anyone even of slightest important to me is unacceptable.

I thought I am evil, but I never successful in harming anyone in my own conscience.

I thought I worship Devil(in every depiction I know), but I have pity on their victims.

I thought I like someone, but that thought makes me look into myself, I don't understand myself and both of us don't understand each other.

I thought I understand boyfriend girlfriend relationship well from reading, but I don't understand the process, how do they and how long they can avoid boredom.

Who am I? My mind state is constantly changing, I hate it, how do I find my anchor?

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Rock songs of different language

I love rock songs very much, after hearing rock songs of different language, I found that there are something special in rock songs in certain language.

Chinese rock songs are normally emo, actually, most Chinese songs are emo, that's why Pei Shian like them so much.

English rock songs are often telling you a story, but most of the time I don't listen to the lyrics, who cares about lyrics? The lyrics are bullshit anyway.

The main theme of Korean rock songs is freedom, you can feel the freedom when listening to their rock songs.

Japanese rock songs are like drugs, they are so chaotic that ones feel ecstasy and forget everything, especially for guys like me who don't understand Japanese at all. Once again, fuck the lyrics.

Malay rock songs still don't have any trend, they are more like jack of all trade of the above. After all, they are famous for copycat nation.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

当马来西亚只剩下马来人时

KWPS官员: Mengapa tak ada orang bayar cukai lagi?

高官 : Mengapa tak ada orang rasuah saya lagi?

体育部长 (2020年时): Aiyo, Olympic sudah tak ada piala tiga tahun berturut-turut, mampuslah saya.

旅游部长 : Amboi, sejak pusat judi ditutup tak ada orang datang lagi, takkan nak cari orang Melayu jaga pusat judi?

Pak ISA: Aiyo, hanya bumiputera yang tinggal saja, saya sangat senang lar.

Ahmad Ismail(20年后): Boleh saya tumpang kat China?

真的很希望很希望看到马来人自食其果的时刻

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Tagged

Tagged by Kam Hin嫂-Evie

Would you rather..?


1. Would you rather be poor but happy, or rich but sad?
I rather be stupid


2. If you’re stranded on an island with your best friend and there’s nothing to eat, would you rather eat your best friend or let him/her eat you?
I will go hibernating with my best friend


3. If you had the choice, would you rather be good-looking but stupid, or smart but ugly like hell?
I am stupid, I dun understand this question

4. If both your best friend and your boyfriend/girlfriend are drowning at the same time, and you can only save one person (and you cannot throw yourself in to drown with them), who will you save?
If I cannot throw myself in how to save them??

5. Would you rather eat 5cm3 of shit or drink 1 litre of urine?
I will vomit before I do anything


6. If both your best friend and your mother are drowning at the same time, and you can only save one person (and you cannot throw yourself in to drown with them), who will you save?
Once again, how to save people if I cannot throw myself in

7. Would you rather be gang-raped or be raped once but have cucumbers/pencils/scissors stuffed up your vagina?
I'm a guy leh. I dun have vagina


8. If you are forced to shoot either of your parents, would you rather shoot your mother or your father? (and you cannot shoot yourself)
Just shoot, but do miss shot


9. Would you rather get raped or have your boyfriend/girlfriend cheat on you with your best friend?
I will rape my girlfriend


10. Would you rather have a boyfriend/girlfriend with the biggest heart but no brains, or a boyfriend/girlfriend with the biggest brains but no heart?
No heart means no love. So better be biggest heart with no brain


11. Would you rather marry someone 5 years younger or someone 20 years older than you?
Errrrr, I will marry pretty girl

12. Would you rather live a short life but die very peacefully, or live a long life but die a very horrible and painful death?
I will live moderate life and kill myself




I tag.....


Chia Yang
Andrew
Lokmun
Ren Yi
Vivian

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

被活埋的驴

今天看到一个同学的部落格了很不爽,因为他的内容真的是太负面了。不过,大家放心,在我部落格朋友名单的都不是我所讲的人。
他说,他很不爽老师,因为老师落井下石,在我们考试不少的这几天内增加我们的负担。她是我们的英文老师,她要求我班全部从华校来的写一篇作文给全班看,并且在班上面前改。我承认,这个或许有些麻烦,而且有些丢脸。但,我要先讲一个故事:

从前,有个农夫有个很老但是很有智慧的驴,他养了它很久都不舍得杀了它。终于有一天,那只驴弱的扛不起任何东西了。农夫逼不得已,要想办法扔了它,念在它久劳有功,就想要仁慈一点地杀了它,就是活埋了它。
农夫挖了一个又大又深的洞,把驴赶下去,然后一铲一铲的把泥土撒下去。怎知,聪明的驴最后没死,当泥土积在他的肩旁时,它就轻轻抖一抖,把泥土扫到地下去。就这样,等到泥土积到地面的水平时,它就得以逃出生天。

这个故事告诉我们要化压力为动力,才能生存下去。恐怕我那个只懂得怨天怨地的同学没听过这个故事吧,他应该没机会看吧,因为我从没邀过他来我的部落格,只有我很无聊时才去一个一个部落格找东西看,也没留下留言。就像徐志摩般,我悄悄的来,正如我悄悄的去,我挥一挥衣袖,不带走一片云彩,总之就是我没事不会留言就是了。

Monday, September 8, 2008

Data Entry is Dangerous

Been doing part time job in Studylink for 2 days already. For those who don't know what is Studylink, it is a Education Counsel Center near Taylor's Subang Jaya. I work as a student helper inside, 5 bucks per hour, averagely 2 hours a day, 4 days a week.

Well, student helper is not like helping to counsel or something, I was doing data entry type job instead. Data entry job is indeed dull, but there's something fun about it but maybe dangerous for other people as well.

To let you understand why is it so dangerous about it to others, I would like to remind you of all the surveys you did when these education counsel approached you. After all the survey's form being collected, I will be the one who processed the forms for them. Today I just processed some data from chs, there's a lot of form 6's name I know, but there's also some that do not belongs to chs before 2008, and I recognize one of them as my primary classmate that was studied in SMK Taman Sea before form 6. Then I realized that I have not going back to chs for a long time already. Besides that, I also found Koh Yeet, 高艺's(is it her name? the highly recommended actor by Jack Neo in Ah Long Pvt. Lmt.)survey form in it, she filled in all her contacts like phone number, address and email address on it.

Due to my civil consciousness, I didn't record down these information although I am curious to. But, I also did something uncivilized, I told some of colleagues that that survey form is her form. Well, celebrities should be more careful in revealing their personal information. I am sorry if Koh Yeet get disturbed by someone unknown, but I am willing to reveal those colleagues' identity if these scenario ever happen.

By the way, I found out something different when I was processing data for USJ students ad CHS students. CHS students normally filled in science related subject when they were asked about their interested course, I am happy to process the forms because I can keep copy and paste; whereas USJ students have a varieties of interested courses, I process their data until headache, because all those new terms. I wonder what causes so much difference???

Friday, September 5, 2008

任你玩四年

最近乒乓桌时常爆满,使到我想要打多一点乒乓球都难。每次看见有人接电话之后,都会拍拍屁股走人,所以都会注意乒乓友谁有电话来电。有一天,有个读着大学不懂什么科系的学长忽然想起有课要上。我听到了非常高兴,满心期待他也拍拍屁股周人。哪知道他拿起手提打给某个同学,问问两下,结果他最后一句差点让我吐血。他说:
“没有人去啊?酱我也不去了。”
哇,扎到,这也没设么。有另两位学长曾经从早上十一点打球打到下午六点。哇,他们不用上课的啊????更厉害的是,还有一个学长,隔天有个节目,他告诉我他隔天有个TUTORIAL。第二天,他出现了,而且一整天都呆在那儿。我问他,你不是有什么“头又大”吗?他说,TUTORIAL?喔,Cancel liao,其他的课不重要的,去不去都不要紧。
这就是大学,UNIVERSITY,俗称“任你玩四年”,你要不要上课都不要紧,最重要试有考,钱有交。这就是为什么人人都要抢着进大学,因为。。。。。。。。。。。。。。有四年给你玩你不要吗?

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Youtube on tv without internet


This video is quite a funny one. Imagine a youtube on a tv and no internet. You have to subscribe to watch certain video. And there is a scene where the customer wants to subscribe some embarrassing video and he is very shy to express it. Quite a funny scene

Monday, August 25, 2008

Restrictions

The Beijing Olympic 2008 has ended 4 days. I am feeling very grateful as there is still no news about China playing sabotage in all the Olympic games, and I even read a news about changing results of a China female taekwondo athlete due to false mark given. I am very proud of China where it suppose to be my origin as they are highly ethical and do not play sabotage in sports, that means all of their 51 Olympic gold are gain from pure hard work, an extra honour for their athletes. Cheer for them! Speaking of sports ethic, the Korea nation seems to be have no sports ethic at all. My dad always said when Korea host some major international sports event, they can just do anything to gain higher status, this is very clear during the Seoul Olympics and Korea World Cup years ago.

Rules, are none other than part of restriction in our life. Most of us thinks it is something negative, as most of us swear to be a rule breaker, but actually it does make the world a better one. As a matter of fact, the basis of games comes from restriction through the form of rules, and without rules, games are not fun. Imagining yourself to play a game that you can do anything, after a while you sure will feel boring, because it is not challenging at all. Rules make people have hopes in playing a game, games that make people overconfident or no hope at all are just boring, as when there is hope, there is chance to win. This is what keeps people playing game.

As for me, when I came back from holiday, I was actually happy, because at school, there is no action restriction although there is time restriction. Whereas at home, there is constantly action restriction from parents that forbid me to go online. But thinking in other way, if there is no time restriction at all, I might don't feel like coming back to school again, because no restriction make me lazy. Restriction is very important to me indeed, because I like to compromise with it. Do you have restriction and do you like it?

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Reverse Backhand

After playing ping pong aka table tennis for a few months, I realize that with my penhold style, my traditional backhand is hard to control and slow compared to my forehand, and I can't even smash with my traditional backhand (Jacson can do it though, sometimes). So, I try to use reverse backhand to replace my traditional backhand, but most of my friends advise me not to do it, one says he never heard of anyone doing that before. But, I wonder why, how come he can miss Ma Lin and Wang Hao, the table tennis men single gold medalist and silver medalist for Beijing Olympic 2008.













They are both penhold grip players. Ma Lin and Wang Hao are able to use reverse backhand very long time ago as shown in the picture. The picture was taken 5 years ago. Surprisingly, for unknown reasons, all the 3 China female Olympic athletes for ping pong are shakehand grip players, I thought there should be a mix between shakehand and penhold grip.

Well, my reverse backhand still sucks with the 0.01 probability of success, I guess I have to try to improve it.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

New Things

Something interesting happened today, I just bought a new ping pong bat today. I have spent RM 245 for the whole set including the bat, the bat case and the cleaning set. I asked my friends who is very good in ping pong and know very well about bats to accompany to give me advise. In the end, he did a great job as well and the price is lower than what I expected. (Because he made a rough guess price for a far more advance bat for me before we go)

This is not very interesting at all. The really interesting thing come in now, when we heading back to the place we usually play ping pong, there are another two friends there. They are curious about my new ping pong bat, and keep asking the price etc. There is one thing in common, most of the people keep saying that this bat is very good, this bat is so spinny blar blar blar, and my bat becomes a new celebrity, everyone wants to try it.

I wonder, is it everyone keep praising my bat because it's new or they just don't want to upset me, or they just go for public views. Sometimes people is like that, when something new comes in an area, first thing they think is it's good, it's totally good and it's positive. Well, I think I have to accept it and try to train to be a better ping pong player, but I still hope I can know whether my bat is really good or not.

P.S.: Yes, Jie Han, I'm not sure whether you are still reading my blog or not, but I agree that this post is just like a diary. Sorry, but I want to put up an example before I try to express my main idea.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Time

Recently, the MRR2 bridge is having a crack again, which everyone have been anticipating as it is a Sami Vellu's production, with the motto of "Nothing happens is a miracle". This reminds me of the last time it cracked, I just couldn't remember when is it, my mum told me it is about 2 years ago, but I just can't remember the time gap. Well, the time pass by us all the time, most the time unnoticed by us when it pass, or maybe we just forgot it after it passed, this is true for all those events that are not very important to us.

I can remember most of my very close friends and I plan for a gathering for everyone of them during their birthday since our secondary school graduation. This reminds me of Pei Shian, Chee Meng and my birthday is coming in a month and we are having a grand celebration by then. However, I just can't remember when was the Hong Kong trip my parents brought me few years back; when is the exact date my parents brought me to Melbourne; how old is my youngest sister now, well, maybe not entirely forgot, but always very blur, because she is just like grow up at an instant.

I think that I am a person that have a very good sense of direction, but not in a good sense of time. I am very poor in notice the time gap for certain events, I don't know this is a good thing or not, but I am sure I am very lazy to memorize every single event just to improve my sense of time. Speaking of time, Malaysian's clock is go slower than others, and after 17 years living here, I still find myself couldn't adapt to it, most of the time I have to endure with it and wait there patiently, and in the end such person like me are known as "nerd", this is totally unfair. In a society, you either join the group or out of the group, even if you know that what the group did is wrong. If you don't follow them, you will be end up being cornered out, so I rather do everything my own, do everything by myself and wrong by myself, unless there are other peoples have the same aim as me, I will either join them or ask them to join me.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

知足常乐

在这个世界上,只要是有哲学思想的道理,无论是宗教,成语,格言,名句, 都不难找到与知足常乐相关的思想。 我们知道只要活在这个世界上只要无欲无求, 就能非常快乐,因为你不再需要为任何事情打拼,不再操心与及担心,那该是多么美好,多么理想的生活啊!

只可惜,谁能大声出来说一声自己是无欲无求的?每个人都为物质,金钱而操劳一生,沉沦在欲望的陷阱中。Karl Marx的共产主义就是想打造这么一个世界,可是我们看今天的共产国家,比如说中国,已经渐渐趋向资本主义; 缅甸呢,就成了独裁主义。

能说什么呢?只能说知足常乐太理想,太遥远了。我呢,只想在外面买东西时吃得饱,荷包又不会缩水得太厉害就很好了,因为我的食量很大,又时常在外面走动,时常吃不饱。真的很羡慕那些食量小的人,很容易就满足他们的肚子了,不像我,时常委屈我的肚子。

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Change in life

Our life is constantly changing, whether we want it or not. Most of the time we are unaware of its changes, and regret after it changed. Sometimes we don't want it to change, but eventually it still change. While the rest very desperate for it to change, but in the end they still regret of the life they lost. Even after we have adapt to our change in life, we are still feeling nostalgic towards every single one of the previous life, and the more backdate the life is seems to be better.

As for me, I so hope that my ping pong partner that have graduated from A-level few months ago can still be here, still playing ping pong with me everyday after school; I hope that I can go back to my secondary school where my "chao gei" gang is; I hope that I can go back to my Harmonica & Guitar Society that I can still involve with the wonderful music there; maybe not form 1 & form 2, that is the time when I am most helpless; I hope that I can go back to primary school life that I can talk Chinese all the time; I hope that I can go back to my life before standard 5 that I can join people of my age etc.

However, these are merely hopeless wish and long gone past of mine. What I can do is to appreciate my life now and try to take contact of everyone who had been and will always be my friend. Though the intersection of our life may not be long, I wish we can be friends forever.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

世界的真相

前几天读到一篇文章,是说到有关大自然摄影的。作者说,有的摄影师为了拍出他们心目中最美丽的作品,而擅自把某些大自然的景象更动。更动过后,作品拍出来可能会很美,但这再也不是真实的大自然,就好像把猴子“请”下树来,但猴子根本就不在树下生活。

其实这个道理也不是只存在于摄影学而已,世界上万物都遵循着这个道理。只因为,这个世界上没有一样东西是完美的,完美在自然界里是不存在的。人身为世界的支配者,却无时无刻追求着完美。但是,人类忘了考虑一样很重要的东西,追求完美之后要找怎么做,是继续追求更完美的吗?那不是否定了之前所追求的完美吗?那可不行?那要做什么呢?感情上亦是如此。很多人以为结婚之后就是感情最完美的时刻,过后就不知所措,再加上近代男女不再像前代般互相依赖,是以一不爽就一拍两散。

到最后,能够白头偕老的夫妻恐怕是从来没有爱情的夫妻,很讽刺吧!!

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Debate between Anwar Ibrahim and Whoever he is

This debate is indeed interesting and full of fire powder. Anwar Ibrahim constantly attacking the Minister with government's flaws in action and the side effects of high inflation rate of fossil fuels whereas the Minister keep defending that the world is having mass economy inflation rate as well, and Malaysia will never be the worst. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Malaysia will never be the worst, the government can always find somebody that is worst as an excuse we can be worse. And one nice quote from Anwar Ibrahim, "Can the past glory of government in the 20th century covers the current situation?" That was a nice counterattack. Overall, this is a nice debate, where no one can actually can dominate the other. My post here may seems to be a bit one sided, this is because I am prejudice toward government.

I wonder whether the Minister will really resign if he lose? I bet RM100 that he will not, anyone would like to join this bet to against me? I guess no one will join me as everyone already knew the answer that so called the Malaysian Politic Culture.

College Saga

Some funny video based on Final Fantasy 7. Prepare yourself to pick up your ass and put back in while you watching.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

CPU's theory of relativity

This theory of relativity of mine is just my hypothesis, somehow I think it is the basis to create a time machine. Please don't laugh at me for my foolishness, because I just like to do something new and interesting.

1 year ago, after I learned about 2 dimensional graphs, I thought of relate our lives to the graph by plotting a human's life into a line in a graph by following certain parameter. By letting the X-axis as the time frame and Y-axis as the event done by that particular human, we can sort of encode what human's encounter in his life in a graph. If we were to plot every single living thing's life into a single graph, that will be the most complicated graph of all time. I also thought of explaining the properties of lines of this graph:
  1. Intersection of line-There are 2 people having social interaction
  2. Parallel but do not intersect-There are 2 people that are similar in thinking but never have social interaction
  3. The time frame of the line is the lifetime of the person
I would also like to introduce a new parameter, which is the thickness of line, to represent how connective and well known a person is. The plotting of 3-dimensional graph for this graph is possible, but I still can't think of any suitable parameter. What do you think about this theory? Very ridiculous right? I am expecting to see Jie Han flaming in my chatbox. LOL, never mind lar, we always do this to each other.

Monday, July 7, 2008

What do your parents call each other?

This is a very interesting phenomena, I don't know if this happen to everyone, but this happens in my family. That is, my parents never call each other by name, if they need to call the other one, they will normally ask my siblings or I to call. And when they want to refer the other one, they will say the father or the mother. I don't know why is it happening, I also don't know will we be like that in the future and I dare not to ask my parents as well. I guess this must wait until I myself married and fathered a child. So, what do your parents call each other??

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Me and You

Tagged [music tag]...

Instructions:
a. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc on shuffle.
b. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
c. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
d. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
e. Put this on your blog.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?"
Long Way to Go - Cassie [You still need a long way until it is okay.]

2. How would you describe yourself?
Helpless When She Smiles – Backstreet Boys [A guy that went blank in mind when a girl smile to me. LOL, ROFL]

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
What goes around comes around – Justin Timberlake [I swear that this isn’t me. I’m not that cincai]

4. How do you feel today?
How Far We’ve Come – Matchbox Twenty [I dunno……..]

5. What is your life's purpose?
I Fell In Love With The DJ – Che’nelle [Huh? To fell in love with the DJ?]

6. What is your motto?
Unfaithful - Rihanna [Why my luck so bad one? Keep showing playboy like song title……]

7. What do your friends think of you?
Sha la la ~Ayakashi Night~ - Uura Sakae [I’m a monster???]

8. What do you think of your parents?
I need you – Leann Rimes [Until I can work]

9. What do you think about very often?
What I’ve done – Linkin Park [I always destroying something???]

10. What is 2+2?
Misery Business - Paramore [2+2=4. 4 is an unlucky word. So it brought misery. LOL]

11. What do you think of your best friends?
Breakaway – Kelly Clarkson [I can’t stop it. Our distance sure will become far a bit, since we are no longer classmates.]

12. What do you think of the person you like?
Since You Been Gone – Kelly Clarkson [I only like a person after she is gone. LOL. Dun let me like you.]

13. What is your life?
Feels like tonight - Daughtry [I will follow the lyrics. It is broken inside.]

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Round Round – Far*East Movement [Fatter than I am now??]

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Someone to save you – One Republic (She will save me from bachelorship. *slap slap. Stop Dreaming!!]

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Scars – Papa Roach [There’s a scars in our marriage. I’m sure I will get divorced]

17. What will they play at your funeral?
See you again – Miley Cyrus [Can’t wait to see you all in hell]

18. What is your hobby/interest?
Walk Away – Kelly Clarkson [Dunno go where.]

19. What is your biggest fear?
Promiscuous – Nelly Furtado [I scared this kind of girls. Who knows whether they are having sexually-transmitted disease or not?]

20. What is your biggest secret?
Paralyzer - Finger Eleven [Shall I paralyze you?]

21. What do you think of your friends?
Who knew – Pink [No one knows. Hehe. Let’s keep it a secret]

22. What will you post this as?
Me and you - Cassie [This is a matter between me and you]

23. What song would you play during your first time having sex?
Welcome to my life – Simple Plan [Welcome, welcome!!! I oso dunno wat I welcome for]

I will tag this to other people later.

Joker

I would like to introduce a joker in my class. This joker "was" my friend. Long time ago, she opened a blog and I was one of early visitor. I see no chatbox inside and so I helped her out to put the chatbox with me register the account. Though I totally don't know how to do html or java programming, I do know that any single alphabet missed out would ruined the whole program like chatbox. But........, this joker don't know. Since i wanted to start out this blog and she "is" no longer my friend, I log in to chatbox account and found out that I could manipulate her chatbox(I was noob ok, i didn't know because I hardly used it). So I change the settings of the chatbox, delete all the messages and copy the new html link to this blog.

I was expecting her to get mad and wondering is it me who done something. Either she don't know or she wanted to hide her noobness, she wrote something about someone hacked her chatbox, deleted all the messages (I did delete all the messages.) and when she wanted to login to her chatbox account, she forgoted her login ID and password (the chatbox account she claimed to be hers is never her account, it is mine). It is so damn funny because she still don't know who did it(or she pretend to be so), and she didn't realise she don't have a chatbox account. LOL, ROFL

Monday, June 30, 2008

whosyourdaddy & MALAYSIA BOLEH

When I play dota against AI in a single game, sometimes my AI team mate don't know how to use intelligent hero or they don't know how to use combo, I lose badly. When my frozen throne or world tree is nearly destroyed, I will quickly typed whosyourdaddy, and the tide of the game immediately changed. i become invincible and I can 1 hit ko my enemy. It do sounds cheating right? After all, it just a game against AI.

However, UMNO is more pro than me in this kind of tactics. Their top rival, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim is boasting that he will take over their throne in September. Whether it is true or not, we do not know, what we do know is UMNO really take it serious. Lately, they really think that Anwar is really really going to take over their throne. Like how I do when my frozen throne is about to destroy, they will quickly do some cheating. But their cheat is not as simple as typing whosyourdaddy, their cheat is call police and tell them "Anwar is a gay." Then, police will go get some black sheep and provide the evidencefor this accusation. Mahathir was the master of this tactic, we shall see how Mahathir's apprentice, Pak Lah do using the same old tactic he learnt from his master he had betrayed. Anwar sodomy case is a laughable history which can only occur in Malaysia, truly MALAYSIA BOLEH.

The seven dwarves that will be bachelor forever.

There are seven types of personality which I known it as dwarves' personalities. If they are not extraordinarily handsome, they will never attract girls' attention, no matter how near they are to a girl, just like the seven dwarves in Snow White. There's been a joke told in chinese:

There's a book with title: "A girl live together with Seven Men". When it is out on stores, many perverts rush to buy a copy. In the end, when they actually read the book, it is actually Snow White.

It's true you gain advantage to tackle a girl when you very near to her in a particular way. But the moral of this joke is, no matter how near you live, if you have one or more of this dwarves' personalities, you will failed no matter how promising it may seem in the earlier stage.

The dwarves' personalities are:

Darkman
  • Being a darkman may be comforting when you admire someone, but the pain arrives in double when your loved ones becomes very near to another guy and she either ignore you, or don't know anything about you. Hehe, in the end, the girl will end up marry to another guy and this "dwarf" is still considering whether he should take an action or not and which action should he take. Chia Yang, I didn't mean you.

Destroyer
  • Actually, most of the guy have this personality, but they are vary in degree or they express in different way. I read this in a article somewhere, where they say this is how men different from women. When couples feel like boring about their marriage, men usually can't wait to divorce and women will try to repair it. LOL. I can't say who is right and who is wrong but I will say we should take the decision of divorce rationally.
Manipulator
  • This kind of personalities may occur in both men and women. This "dwarf" is so likes to manipulate everything that he try to control every of his belongings, including his couple. From a article I read, women actually do like this kind of attitude in earlier stage of relationship, they feel a sense of security that their boyfriend really take care of them. But later and later, they feel sienzzzzzzzzzz, because they got a phone call every single minute, checking where are they and what are they doing, worse than parents. LOL.
Geeks
  • Women actually feel no sense of security when they are with geeks because geeks actually value the aspect they obsessed with above all others. They can say "i love you more than others" when they are not with their favourite things. But when they are into their favourite thing, what they will say is: "Whoever dare interrupt me shall die." LOL. Don't ask me what happen when they obsessed with girls, seriously, I don't know.
Crapist
  • A little of crap is good for relationship maintainance, but excess of crap will make women to think that you are none other than a piece of crap which involve embarrassment, unable to synchronize with your thinking and boring before this happens.
Pervert
  • YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!
Show Off
  • Men or women don't like this kind of "dwarf". Imagine you have someone always say how great he/she is and how weak you are in a particular aspect. Noone will like someone who always look down on you.
The seven dwarves I have wrote is actually mutually living in a single body, who known himself as CPU. I hereby announce the beginning of my new blog, The Blog of Seven Dwarves. However, this blog is not entirely writing about boy girl relationship, but actually phenomenon of human lives. After all, boy girl relationship is the most attracting and frequent phenomenon occurs around a bachelor. LMAO, ROFL, LOLLLLLL........